death-by-lulz:

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jazz-fox:

Come on, cough ‘em up, Dick.

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mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

(via nighthooker)

Urgh. I hate tumblr because I get fucking Anxiety over how people I’ve never fucking met (or will meet) think of me, and then I get really upset when I message someone or send them an ask and they don’t answer. and ugh.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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thisbecatness:

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

REMEMBER WHEN

(via i-am-amidite)

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vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

is this even a real show

yep

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mackblesa:

just-a-dunmer:

just-a-dunmer:

Juan is a survivalist.

I just realized how many notes this has.

Wow.

I really need to tell Juan that Tumblr clearly approves of his methods of survival.

Juan is an inspiration to us all

(via capacity-to-geek)

thatsmypieineedthepie:

more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.

can you imagine how much time it must have taken them to shoot this scene with jared going crazy every 5 seconds

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#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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deanbean-and-samjam:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

goddess-of-trickery:

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.

I wonder what we look like to the outside world

Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.

bring back satan

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